Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00 The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said: 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news... the horse died.'
Chuck replied: 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said: 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said: 'Ok, then just bring me the dead horse.'
The farmer asked: 'What ya gonna do with him?'
Chuck said: 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'
'Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked him what had happened with the dead horse.
Chuck said: 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.'
'Didn't anyone complain?'
'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck grew up a Democrat and now works for the government. He's the one who figured out how this "stimulus package" is going to work...
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